pungoeshere:

deskmanic:

People say the mayor in Animal Crossing New Leaf has no real power but they can just walk up to Isabelle and go “uhh yeah it’s actually 6 am on oktober 5th 2050″ and she’ll just take your word for it

thats just how dogs are

(via waluiqi)

wereralph:

orcoftheday:

today’s orc of the day is: You

(via frogobaggins)

flowercrownbi:

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

(via brain-splosion)

priceofliberty:

pipcomix:

I hate the phrase “raw sewage” bc it opens up the possibility, existentially, of cooked sewage

that’s just New York, baby!

(via brain-splosion)

ambientnightfall:

the-top-hat-anon:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

comfy

FISH NO

..but comfy

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

s

sleeby….

Put those fucking sticks down

(via multifandomfanfics)

puncromancer:

chiqitadave:

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

(via joshpeck)

biologydyke:

do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience

(via zackisontumblr)